Another one video – P Diddy & Rick Ross

I had to include this video on the blog for two reasons. The first being that I had never rated Puff Daddy’s music as it had always been a bit too soft for my liking but this track was much harder. It has a strong baseline and P Diddy, although his rap isn’t particularly good he looks awesome and pulls the song off a treat.

The second reason I really like this song is the collaboration with Rick Ross. I’m really liking Rick Ross at the moment, he has that hard, rough edge that smacks of the Tupac and Biggie era.
Despite the blatant merchandising of Ciroc, Maybach, Rolex and Bugatti coupled with the song having no real meaning other than to brag, this is an awesome track to put in your car (louder the better) and just enjoy.

Favourite bits :
[Diddy] 1:55-2:00 - “I’m strong b-tch, I own sh-t, gave myself a ten digit bonus”.
(Everyone I have played this video for has laughed at that part. Quality.)
[Rick Ross] 3:01-3:16- “my Columbian the man, holla beam me up Shawty,got that money in the bag that can hold a f-cking body,1.5 for this brand new black Bugatti,jewels like I’m Slick Rick,ballet shoes lade dade”
(I love the way the beat kicks in as Rick Ross starts this line followed closely by a shot of Diddy grooving to it on the sofa with the ‘models’. It’s the most hardcore bit of the video. Nice)
Full Lyrics :
[Diddy]
You n-ggas paranoid,
I party gettin’ money
I know I’m the sh-t my janitor be getting money
I got a skyscraper, it’s a hell of a view
got me closer to God, angel wings on my coupe
pray for me, I grind everyday for it
if you see me riding in it, means I paid for it
Bugatti Boyz 1.8 fours
I got money baby I could order 8 more
f-ck the Forbes list lets tell the truth I ate more
I got a billion baby time to get 8 more
12 bedrooms, time to get 8 more
stack up all the cases of Ciroc on the 8th floor
[Chorus - Rick Ross] (Diddy in brackets)
Got a hundred million
(its time to get another one)
How this Bugatti feel
(I may need me another one)
5 bad b-tches
(just got me another one)
P Diddy run the city
(never be another one)
5 mill cash
(and I need another one)
rocking a different Rollie
(no this not the other one)
Stacking a number gettin’ money
(n-gga number one)
real n-ggas run the city
(never be another one)
[Diddy]
these haters speculate
they always watching mine
she know what time it is
just like my watch line
my clothes line
the cologne b-tch
I know you smell this money sitting on this throne b-tch
I’m strong b-tch
I own sh-t
gave myself a ten digit bonus
I’m the money man, never financed
go get this money baby, with yo fine ass
if ya n-gga broke it’s time to get another one
if oyu b-tch is trippin’ time to get another one
I’m Puff Daddy b-tch there’ll never be another one
Bugatti Boyz forever one
[Chorus]
[Rick Ross]
I feelin’ the money
I’m lovin’ the paper
n-gga hate in the hood
took his hoe to Jamaica
if I let down the top
let the breeze in my beard
VIP is the spot, they playing musical chairs
my Columbian the man, holla beam me up Shawty
got that money in the bag that can hold a f-cking body
1.5 for this brand new black Bugatti
jewels like I’m Slick Rick
ballet shoes lade dade
I’m billin’ myself, b-tch you do the same
f-ck what I spend at the bar
you should see how I came
keep my b-tch at her best
with one foot in the trap
if I bust at your chest I bet thats a wrap

Star Wars Gangsta Rap (with lyrics)

This video is pretty old now but I remember the first time I saw it and I thought it was really good and very funny. If you like Star Wars or even if you don’t, this video is going to make you laugh.

What I like about this video is the fact that the audio and the video are synched. The other Star Wars raps on YouTube are really repetitive and the videos shows the character of the voice rapping but makes no attempt to match the movements and mannerisms with the words.
My second main reason is that it’s funny :-)

My favourite bits :
Vader 17-22 seconds - “With my slick suede suit that's black like tar,Fucking you up no matter who you are!”
Yoda 31-37 seconds - “Oh, shit! Yoda on the scene,900 year fiend smoking Dagobah green!”
C3PO 1:49-1:58 “Oh, lord, goodness gracious me!, I'm a gay man's golden fantasy!, Programmed for homo-ecstasy,
ten million forms of gay positioning.”

Aside from the fact it is funny, these are good lyrics, rapped in voices similar to the real characters and is thoroughly entertaining. This video always amuses me.

Full Lyrics
Admiral:
This is Admiral Biatch to base camp,
it seems the stormtroopers have gone on strike
and I have no experience with this type of shit.
Who should I call for help?
Vader:
It's the V to the A to the D-E-R (Vader!)
Reconstructin' the Death Star!
With my slick suede suit that's black like tar,
Fucking you up no matter who you are!
Palpatine:
Tell them motherfuckers 'bout this here Dark Side!
Pull up on your planet, Death Star drive-by!
And we'll beat the Rebels 'cause their skills ain't shit!
Vader:
And in my TIE Fighter, Zig-zags stay lit!
Yoda:
Oh, shit! Yoda on the scene,
900 year fiend smoking Dagobah green!
Bitches on my tip, like Lando on liquor.
Lando:
Ah, you're just jealous 'cause my black dick's thicker.
Chewbacca:
*Wookie yell*
Lando:
Yo! Tell 'em Chewie, last night
I had Leia all drunk wanting to do me.
Luke:
Shut the fuck up man! Leia's my sister!
The only thing you're getting is a beat-off blister.
Ben Kenobi:
Luke! Use the force before
intercourse, but Luke!
Don't forget! Bitches ain't nothing but hos and tricks!
(Ohh!)
Luke:
Obi-Wan, I'm the top gun! (top gun)
The chosen one, hotter than both suns!
Vader ain't shit, his head's cut up and split!
He's slower than the first Pentium chip!
(Dark Side!)
Vader:
No one brings it worse to this fuckin' universe!
(Rebels!)
Luke:
You know we'll fucking win, 'cause we'll fight to the end!
(Dark Side!)
Palpatine:
I can feel the anger dwelling within you!
(Rebels!)
Yoda:
You also feel Vader's dick in you. BIATCH!
Jabba:
(Sorry, I don't speak Huttese, so any help translating or transliterating his verse would be appreciated)
Han Solo:
Jabba, you ain't nothing but a fat-ass slug!
Fake gold chains? You sorry-ass thug!
Sittin' in your palace with your blue-headed whore,
trap door to the Rancor. *sound of someone falling*
C3PO:
Oh, lord, goodness gracious me!
I'm a gay man's golden fantasy!
Programmed for homo-ecstasy,
ten million forms of gay positioning.
For my golden shower, you must pay a fee,
but R2-D2 gives it up for free. *R2-d2 squeaks*
R2-D2, watch your language!
Always having sex with robotic strangers!
Jar Jar Binks:
Meesa like to drink and smoke all night!
Meesa like to fight and fucka yo wife.
Meesa no care 'cause meesa so dumb.
Meesa will fuck you with me tongue.
Yousa wants a meesa cause meesa wants some.
Yousa wants a meesa cause meesa wants some.
Yousa wants a meesa cause meesa wants some.
Meesa wants some cause meesa wanna cum!